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Sunday, April 03, 2005

Ah Beng...joke
08:18 PM

Ah Beng Jokes that make u smile ......Be happy...

> See this will cheer u up or not lar...
>
> >>AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.
>
> >>   Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18
> friends?
>
> >>   Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a
> shop.
>
> >>   Ah Beng   : "Do you have color TV ?"
>
> >>   Salesgirl : "Yes !"
>
> >>   Ah Beng   : "Give me a green one, please "
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   Ah Beng is filling up an application form
> for a job.
>
> >>   He supplied the information for the columns on
> Name, Age,
>
> >>   Address etc.
>
> >>   Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected",
> but he is not sure
>
> >>   of the
>
> >>   question.
>
> >>   After much thought, he writes " Yes "
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny
> object.
>
> >>   Ah Beng   : "What is that shiny object ?"
>
> >>   Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
>
> >>   Ah Beng   : "What does it do ?"
>
> >>   Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold
> things cold"
>
> >>   Ah Beng   : "I'll buy it"
>
> >>   The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his
> thermo flask
>
> >>   Boss      : "What is that shiny object ?"
>
> >>   Ah Beng   : "It's a thermos flask."
>
> >>   Boss      : "What does it do ?"
>
> >>   Ah Beng   : "It keeps hot things hot and cold
> things cold"
>
> >>   Boss      : "What do you have in it !?"
>
> >>   Ah Beng   : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of
> ice cream"
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   After taking photocopies of documents, Ah
> Beng always compares
>
> >>   it with
>
> >>   the original for spelling mistakes.
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms
> because he thinks
>
> >>   his
>
> >>   picture is being taken.
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
>
> >>   Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on
> the phone.
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   Ah Beng had just bought a new computer
> and was using it.
>
> >>   When he encountered some problems. He decide
> to use the 'Help'
>
> >>   command
>
> >>   after some tries.
>
> >>   Soon after, he became very irritated and called
> the computer
>
> >>   retailer for
>
> >>   support.
>
> >>   Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah,
> but it's been
>
> >>   over half
>
> >>   an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah
> ?!"
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
>
> >>   The doctor asked him what had happened to his
> ears and he
>
> >>   answered, "I
>
> >>   was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah -
> but instead of
>
> >>   picking up
>
> >>   the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron
> and stuck it to my
>
> >>   ear, lah"
>
> >>   "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
> "But ... what
>
> >>   happened to the other ear ?"
>
> >>   Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called
> back, lah !!!!"
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone
> operator.
>
> >>   Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
> DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
>
> >>   Taipei
>
> >>   AND LAS VEGAS ?"
>
> >>   Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
>
> >>   Ah Beng : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE
> PHONE.
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been
> working on for
>
> >>   quite some
>
> >>   time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished
> puzzle to a friend.
>
> >>   "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng
> brags.
>
> >>   "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend
> exclaims.
>
> >>   "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS
> BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
>
> >>   FOR 4-7
>
> >>   YRS".
>
> >>   -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> >>
>
> >>   At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's
> left tells the
>
> >>   bartender,
>
> >>   "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
>
> >>   and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
> SINGLE".
>
> >>   The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND
> YOU, SIR ?"
>
> >>   Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"
>

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Saturday, April 02, 2005

Dengen Case and The Conventional cure
07:58 AM

Subject: Dengue Case and the Conventional Cure
> >
> >
> >
> >   Dear All,
> >
> >   I would like to share this interesting discovery from a
classmate's
son
> >who has just recovered from dengi fever. Apparently, his son was in
the
> >critical stage at the SJMC ICU when his pallet counts drops to 15
after
15
> >litres of blood transfusion.
> >
> >   His father was so worried that he seek another freind's
recommendation
> >   and his son was saved. He confessed to me that he give his son
raw
juice
> >of the papaya leaves. From a pallet count of 45 after 20 litres of
blood
> >transfusion, and after drinking the raw papaya leaf juice, his
pallet
count
> >jumps instantly to 135. Even the doctors and nurses was surprised.
After
> >the second day he was discharged. So he ask me to pass this good
news
> >around.
> >
> >   Accordingly it is raw papaya leaves, 2pcs just cleaned and pound
and
> >   squeeze with filter cloth . you will only get one tablespoon per
leaf.
> >So two tablespoon per serving once a day. Do not boil or cook or
rinse
with
> >hot water, it will loose its strength.Only the leafy part and no
stem or
> >sap. It is very bitter and you have to swallow it like Won Low Kat.
But
it
> >works.
> >
> >   Pegaga Juice - Cure for Dengue
> >   _____
> >
> >   You may have heard this elsewhere but if not I am glad to inform
you
> >that pegaga juice is a natural cure for dengue fever. As dengue
fever is
> >rampant now, I think it's good to share this with all.
> >
> >   A friend of mine had dengue last year. It was a very serious
situation
> >   for her as her platelet count had dropped to 28,000 after 3 days
in
> >hospital and water has started to fill up her lung. She had
difficulty in
> >breathing. She was only 32-year old. Doctor says there's no cure for
dengue
> >. We just have to wait for her body immune system to build up
resistance
> >against dengue and fight its own battle. She already had 2 blood
> >transfusion and all of us were praying very hard as her platelet
continued
> >to drop since the first day she was admitted.
> >
> >   Fortunately her mother-in-law heard that pegaga juice would help
to
> >   reduce the fever and got some pegaga leaves, pounded them and
squeeze
> >the juice out for her. The next day, her platelet count started to
> >increase, her fever subside. We continued to feed her with pegaga
juice
and
> >she recovered after 3 days!!!
> >
> >   Amazing but it's true. It's believed one's body would be
overheated
when
> >one is down with dengue and that also caused the patient to have
fever.
> >
> >   Pegaga juice has cooling effect. Thus, it helps to reduce the
heatiness
> >in one's body, thus the fever will go away. I found that its also
good
when
> >one is having sore throat or suffering from heatiness.
> >
> >   Those of us staying in Subang Jaya are lucky as we can get Pegaga
juice
> >easily from the Penang Cendol stall in Giant! One cup is only RM1.
Tomorrow
> >I will buy a cup for a patient in Assunta and urge him to try it.
> >
> >   Please spread the news about this as lately there are many dengue
cases.
> >It's great if such natural cure could help to ease the sufferings of
dengue
> >patients. Furthermore it's so easily available. Just go to market
and ask
> >the akcik who sells ulam and they usually have pegaga. Blend them
and
> >squeeze the juice!
> >
> >   It's simple and miraculously effective!!
> >
> >
> >.
> >
> >
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